Disclaimer
If you're new here, welcome to the chaos. Our family dynamic is not for the faint of heart. This blog is our survival tool, where we process the absolute madness of blended family life, high-conflict exes, and enough police involvement to warrant a punch card. Our humor is dark. Our sarcasm is heavy. Our coping skills are questionable at best. We treat life like a National Geographic documentary where we just happen to be the wildlife getting tranquilized on camera. And yes, we joke. We vent. We roll our eyes so hard they almost detach. But understand this: The kids are never the punchline. They are loved. Fiercely. Protected. Always. They didn't create this circus. They're just stuck performing in it. We’re two parents doing our damn best to raise good humans while navigating a mess we didn’t start but refuse to let destroy us. So if dark humor and raw honesty offend you? No hard feelings. This probably isn’t your scene. But if you get it? If you've been here? I...